- read in bed

CRAZY IN BED

This magazine is for you that feel crazy in your bed, and need other bed crazies. When you are feeling crazy in your bed, read this magazine.
For ice queens that need to pass valuable time, weaponizing radio-silence against their boyfriends, or genuine talk-me-downs or you lovely sweet never-sleepies, snoopies. snow-whites, pill-poppies or any others -- --- this magazine needs YOU and your sleepless nights!
Dette magasin er ViUnge for Voksne - for unge i gamle kroppe

og unge i gamle kroppe - for we will live forever!

Editor in bed...

The magazine consists of the thoughts and impulses of Cray Imbett, a.k.a. Crazy in Bed-man, chained to the bed. His thoughts are heard and written down by his secretary, a peestain named Mr. Mister.

Please write selina@forlagetbandet.dk for purchase or any other inquires

issue #6:

January 2026

Did you know that...

Proust førte med sine fingerblommer 7,2 millioner enkeltbogstaver over siden, hvilket svarer til at skubbe ca. 27 tusind tons.

Ten little piggies went to town on THIS juicy piece of literature...

don't you love touching keyboards?

computer in bed

Computer Lars gets in bed with Crazy in Bed to create for you some fierce bedtime philosophy.

Your favourite bed lit is back at it again - never has your eyes been more open when they graze the pages of words, clonked into existence by greasy little fingertips!

Thanks for getting out of bed!

We did a reception for Computer Lars January 2026, and a laptop madeleine cake and coffee was devoured in the amounts.

Thanks so much for coming nice people!

issue #3:

July 2024

free poster!

Sausage in bed

Get in - get out. That's the real deal with beds -

Crazy in Bed's spiritual ancestor is toilet literature, and that is why the theme of this month's issue is sausage - and everything sausage-related. Just like the solitary aura of the bathroom, the bed can have a similar feel. This issue asks: is the bed the new toilet? -and lots of other crucial questions of living..

Special issue

June 2024

Health issue -

Get well in bed with this month's issue of Crazy in Bed

In collaboration with Maiken Stæhr

You are in good hands this bedtime ---- Dr. Sellarfield (Maiken Stæhr) is here to groom your goods.

issue #2:

May 2024

water in bed

Get wet in bed with this month's issue of Crazy in Bed

Lying down is not enough - get expertly and engage with liquids.

issue #1:

Aprile 2024

Crazy in Bed

The original issue kicks off the whole search for meaning, in bed-

In the original issue, we are introduced to the editorial team, Crazy in Bed Man and A Lucky Star, later known as Cray Imbett and Mr. Mister - to tell us all what it means to be crazy in bed.

Heath Ledger, crazy in bed:

About the authors

Leoni Slaphouse

A true girl multimedia, she will DJ at your party and have a coffee in the morning. She will spend 2 years to write you a poem for your birthday and never show up because she is hungover. Her absent-minded prose reflects the collapse of society and she will not settle for less. Soon the absence of mind will make the whole world dissappear in pure solipsistic blankness, and this is the white canvas of Leoni Slaphouse's brush.

Selina Salvor

once the sexy queen of laughs in her youth, selina salvor widows at age eighteen and is bed-stricken by grief by everything else but her dead husband. Hurt by everything around her, selinasalvors fantasies about sex and death reminds us all what is means to be human. What dragged her to the bottom will forever keep us all afloat.

Dr. Sellarfield

A doctor and a nurse and a hair spray model, health has never been an issue for a Unique Monique like Dr. Sellarfield. Health is always a cosmetic issue with this girl-and-wife-in-1 - looking healthy is being healthy!

Computerlars

a contemporary writer writing from his bed wants to create a perfect platform for every couch- or bedridden bitch in the whole economy.

Tue Løvbjerg

A classis Danish author with a classic Danish author-name, who frequents the pages of Crazy in Bed with the current feuilleton Claes ser. Life is traffic, and writing is work, and what is the truth and essence of it all we have yet to see.